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Twelve Days Of Giving From My True Love, My Smartphone

Twelve Days Of Giving From My True Love, My Smartphone

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On the first day of Christmas, my smartphone had a one-hundred percent charge. She didn't go down to zero for the entire day, and I really enjoyed her energy.

On the second day of Christmas, my smartphone gave me two updates to download, one for my whole system and another one I didn't think I needed but figured couldn't hurt.

On the third day, she got a little creative and found three articles I might like based on my search history, something about backyard coops, omelets and stew recipes.

By the fourth day, I had four new Twitter followers, surprisingly all tweeting the same thing.

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On the fifth day of Christmas, my True Love gave me a full wireless signal, which is really incredible considering she’s an Android.

On the sixth day, she introduced me to some hot Instagram models (it was either that or Newegg promo codes).

On the seventh day, she offered Snapchat as a new way to get to know my coworkers.

On the eighth day, my smartphone had so many apps open at once that they started freezing and blacking out my screen.

On the ninth day, we made some fun videos together using new filters. The reindeer one was my favorite.

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On the tenth day, we logged into Facebook and realized ten people had liked our last post, which is a record high for this time of year.

On the eleventh day, we watched Instagram blow up with creepy comments after posting our latest gym selfie.

On the twelfth day of Christmas, my smartphone gave to me (drumroll)...

#TwelveHashtagsHashing

#ElevenTrollsACreeping

#TenLikersLiking

#NineFiltersDancing

#EightAppsACrashing

#SevenSnapsAStalking

#SixAccountsASlaying

#FiveWiFiBeams!!!!

#FourCallingBirds

#ThreeFreshReads

#TwoGoogleUpdates

and

#AFullyChargedBattery

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