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Week 5 Recap Of The 1990s TV Draft: Austin vs. The Rock (Plus Oprah's Back)!

Week 5 Recap Of The 1990s TV Draft: Austin vs. The Rock (Plus Oprah's Back)!

For the full sha-bang of the 1990s TV Draft, listen to Episode 18Episode 19 , Episode 20Episode 21 & Episode 22 of The Keystone Cast.

Hard to believe we've had five weeks of nostalgic love happening here at The Keystone Statement. Episode 22 consisted of me replacing my Dawson pick with roundhouse kicks and denim. Plus, we voted in favor to allow Marcus to keep Oprah on his hit squad. OPRAH REIGNS SUPREME.

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Oprah controls the world, Oprah controls the 1990s TV Draft. Let's recap, but first, the rules!


The Keystone Cast: “1990s TV Draft” Rules

Rule #1: 28 character roster must have:

  • 4 Sitcom Male Characters

  • 4 Sitcom Female Characters

  • 4 Drama Characters (Male or Female)

  • 4 Nickelodeon Characters (excluded from all other categories; can be Nicktoons, game show hosts, personalities, show characters)

  • 4 Cartoon Characters (Nicktoons do not count)

  • 4 On-Air Personalities (TV hosts, game show hosts, news anchors, sports announcers, pro wrestlers)

  • 3 SNL or In Living Color Cast Members (must have at least one from each)

  • 1 Utility Player (a character from one of the shows that was already drafted)

Rule #2:  A team can only draft one TV character from one show with the exception of the utility player (ex: if you draft Frasier from Frasier, you can't draft Niles)

Rule #3: Draft in whatever order you want as long as the roster spots are filled

Rule #4: Show must have had the majority of it’s run in those years.

Rule #5: No reality TV stars or hosts of a reality TV show (game shows not included)

Rule #6: Cartoon comedy duos (Nicktoons or other network) count as one pick (ex: Ren & Stimpy or Two Stupid Dogs)


"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 14 (EPISODE 22)

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Pick #40: Jessica Fletcher

Murder, She Wrote - Drama Character (Marcus)

Pick #41: Robert Stack

Unsolved Mysteries - T.V. Personality (Dominic)

Pick #42: Rosie O'Donnell

T.V. Personality (Zack)


"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 15 (EPISODE 22)

Pick #43: Howard Stern

T.V. Personality (Zack)

Pick #44: Adam Sandler

SNL or In Living Color Cast Member (Dominic)

Pick #45: The Rock

T.V. Personality (Marcus)


"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 16 (EPISODE 22)

Pick #46: The Tick

The Tick - Cartoon Character (Marcus)

Pick #47: Kelly Kapowski

Saved By The Bell - Sitcom Female (Dominic)

Pick #48: Damon Wayans

SNL or In Living Color Cast Member (Zack)


"1990s TV DRAFT" DOM'S REPLACEMENT PICK

Pick #37: Cordell Walker

Walker, Texas Ranger - Drama Character (Dominic)

Is The Rock a bigger 1990s star than "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? Are you for this...

...or this?

The Texas Rattlesnake vs. The People's Champ

Who do you think is winning so far? Who is drafting the worst? Do you even give a solitary thought to this, people? Sound off in the comments or shoot us an email at thekeystonestatement@gmail.com.

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