Week 5 Recap Of The 1990s TV Draft: Austin vs. The Rock (Plus Oprah's Back)!
Hard to believe we've had five weeks of nostalgic love happening here at The Keystone Statement. Episode 22 consisted of me replacing my Dawson pick with roundhouse kicks and denim. Plus, we voted in favor to allow Marcus to keep Oprah on his hit squad. OPRAH REIGNS SUPREME.
Oprah controls the world, Oprah controls the 1990s TV Draft. Let's recap, but first, the rules!
The Keystone Cast: “1990s TV Draft” Rules
Rule #1: 28 character roster must have:
4 Sitcom Male Characters
4 Sitcom Female Characters
4 Drama Characters (Male or Female)
4 Nickelodeon Characters (excluded from all other categories; can be Nicktoons, game show hosts, personalities, show characters)
4 Cartoon Characters (Nicktoons do not count)
4 On-Air Personalities (TV hosts, game show hosts, news anchors, sports announcers, pro wrestlers)
3 SNL or In Living Color Cast Members (must have at least one from each)
1 Utility Player (a character from one of the shows that was already drafted)
Rule #2: A team can only draft one TV character from one show with the exception of the utility player (ex: if you draft Frasier from Frasier, you can't draft Niles)
Rule #3: Draft in whatever order you want as long as the roster spots are filled
Rule #4: Show must have had the majority of it’s run in those years.
Rule #5: No reality TV stars or hosts of a reality TV show (game shows not included)
Rule #6: Cartoon comedy duos (Nicktoons or other network) count as one pick (ex: Ren & Stimpy or Two Stupid Dogs)
"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 14 (EPISODE 22)
Pick #40: Jessica Fletcher
Murder, She Wrote - Drama Character (Marcus)
Pick #41: Robert Stack
Unsolved Mysteries - T.V. Personality (Dominic)
Pick #42: Rosie O'Donnell
T.V. Personality (Zack)
"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 15 (EPISODE 22)
Pick #43: Howard Stern
T.V. Personality (Zack)
Pick #44: Adam Sandler
SNL or In Living Color Cast Member (Dominic)
Pick #45: The Rock
T.V. Personality (Marcus)
"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 16 (EPISODE 22)
Pick #46: The Tick
The Tick - Cartoon Character (Marcus)
Pick #47: Kelly Kapowski
Saved By The Bell - Sitcom Female (Dominic)
Pick #48: Damon Wayans
SNL or In Living Color Cast Member (Zack)
"1990s TV DRAFT" DOM'S REPLACEMENT PICK
Pick #37: Cordell Walker
Walker, Texas Ranger - Drama Character (Dominic)
Is The Rock a bigger 1990s star than "Stone Cold" Steve Austin? Are you for this...
Who do you think is winning so far? Who is drafting the worst? Do you even give a solitary thought to this, people? Sound off in the comments or shoot us an email at firstname.lastname@example.org.
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