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Week 7 Recap Of The 1990s TV Draft: We Take Pollution Down To Zero

Week 7 Recap Of The 1990s TV Draft: We Take Pollution Down To Zero

For the full sha-bang of the 1990s TV Draft, listen to Episode 18Episode 19 , Episode 20 & Episode 21, Episode 22Episode 23  & Episode 24 of The Keystone Cast.

Note: In writing a previous post I inadvertently murdered the Week 4 recap post (I "edited" when I should have "duplicated"), so if you go to try look for it on the site, it no longer exists. It's also like James Van Der Beek never existed. Sad!

So Marcus effed up last week and drafted Debra Messing's Grace Adler from "Will & Grace". It's an eff up because "Will & Grace" ran from 1998-2004 making it more 2000s than nineties meaning he has four picks this week. He also happened to be void of any female sitcom characters. How does he fair? Let's take a peek, but first, dem rules:


The Keystone Cast: “1990s TV Draft” Rules

Rule #1: 28 character roster must have:

  • 4 Sitcom Male Characters

  • 4 Sitcom Female Characters

  • 4 Drama Characters (Male or Female)

  • 4 Nickelodeon Characters (excluded from all other categories; can be Nicktoons, game show hosts, personalities, show characters)

  • 4 Cartoon Characters (Nicktoons do not count)

  • 4 On-Air Personalities (TV hosts, game show hosts, news anchors, sports announcers, pro wrestlers)

  • 3 SNL or In Living Color Cast Members (must have at least one from each)

  • 1 Utility Player (a character from one of the shows that was already drafted)

Rule #2:  A team can only draft one TV character from one show with the exception of the utility player (ex: if you draft Frasier from Frasier, you can't draft Niles)

Rule #3: Draft in whatever order you want as long as the roster spots are filled

Rule #4: Show must have had the majority of it’s run in those years.

Rule #5: No reality TV stars or hosts of a reality TV show (game shows not included)

Rule #6: Cartoon comedy duos (Nicktoons or other network) count as one pick (ex: Ren & Stimpy or Two Stupid Dogs)


"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 20 (EPISODE 24)

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Pick #58: Jamie Foxx

SNL or In Living Color Cast Member (Marcus)

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Pick #59: Chris Rock

SNL or In Living Color Cast Member (Dominic)

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Pick #60: Fran Fine

The Nanny - Sitcom Female (Zack)


"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 21 (EPISODE 24)

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Pick #61: Dana Scully

The X-Files - Drama Character (Zack)

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Pick #62: Captain Planet

Captain Planet - Cartoon Character (Dominic)

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Pick #63: Sabrina Spellman

Sabrina The Teenage Witch - Sitcom Female (Marcus)


"1990s TV DRAFT" ROUND 22 (EPISODE 24)

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Pick #64: Peg Bundy

Married...With Children - Sitcom Female (Marcus)

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Pick #65: Mike O'Malley

Nickelodeon Guts - Nickelodeon (Dominic)

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Pick #66: Pinky & The Brain

Animaniacs - Cartoon Character (Zack)


"1990s TV DRAFT" MARCUS'S REPLACEMENT PICK

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Pick #53: Jerry Springer

The Jerry Springer Show - T.V. Personality (Marcus)

So, Marcus has two Jerry's on his squad - one doesn't wanna be a pirate and the other wants to have one in a love affair threesome with their dwarf cousin and their parole officer.

There's only two more weeks left of this riveting journey. Relish in it.

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Who do you think is winning so far? Who is drafting the worst? Do you even give a solitary thought to this, people? Sound off in the comments or shoot ji an email at thekeystonestatement@gmail.com.

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