Actual Penguins Look More Competent On The Ice Than Half Of Flyers Roster
This only furthers my point of The Stadium Series being a "frozen circus of death." Legit penguins embrace such bone-chilling elements, but expecting a bunch of middle-aged booze bags to hang out in the nosebleeds for twenty minutes in Day After Tomorrow-eque wind chill is like expecting those same booze bags to sit still for an intermission featuring Train.
I also saw someone walking a pig up in Shadyside last Friday. I'm all for this new influx of not-typically domesticated animals claiming their land in these Steel City limits.