Shaq Cyberbullys His Way Into Mother's Stronghand

Shaq Cyberbullys His Way Into Mother's Stronghand

Well it appears that we can all finally turn the page on the compelling saga involving grown men (famous grown men) cyberbullying one another. In classic middle school form, their mothers we informed of the nonsense and have put a stop to it.

Shaquille O'Neal, NBA Hall of Famer and grown-ass man, has been told by his mother to knock it off.

Last week, Shaq called out JaVale McGee, sub-par Golden State Warriors role-player and fucking adult, on his "Shaqtin' A Fool" segment on TNT's Inside the NBA, and things got weird from there. McGee took exception to Shaq consistently poking fun at his consistently bad play and Tweeted the big man regarding his displeasure, eloquently stating that Shaq could "EAD". Additionally, McGee has accused Shaq of "cooning". Not a good word.

Shaq, however, took the high road and posted a photoshopped picture of McGee's head on the body of a homeless man, before threatening to discipline the youngster by "smacking the shit out of his bum ass".

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Thankfully for McGee's ass, his mother stepped in an called Shaq out for his cyberbullying. This awoke the motherly instincts of Lucille O'Neal, and she promptly told her son to cut the shit.

When O'Neal was asked about the incident, he responded, "Just say Shaq's mom called him, told him, 'Stop this silliness. Leave him alone'".

You can bet that we here at The Keystone Statement will have our finger on the pulse of this saga, and will update as necessary.

Don't cross Lucille. 

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