Behold - The Greatest April Fool's Day Joke Lies Within!
April Fool's on the April Fool's Day joke. There is nothing. I have nothing for you except when doing the image search questioning how was I not attracted to cartoon April O'Neil when I was a kid? Total bombshell. I did, however, have a crush on the chick mouse, Gadget, from Chip 'n Dale: Rescue Rangers.
So, yeah, no joke, but a little factoid. Did you have a cartoon crush as a kid? Comment below if you so choose. I don't know if you can get any weirder than a mouse but have at it.