The Patriots Lost Week 1 So This Is Clearly The Jets' Year
Some pigskin pundits may call this "jumping the gun", but pretty sure it's safe to say that the Pats have officially entered themselves into the San Darnold Sweepstakes. Season = done. Over.
Your New York Football Jets have a better record than your defending Super Bowl champions and there ain't no looking back, and with the understated tools they have at their disposal, how could they? Not when you have the psychological sorcery of C-Hacks acting like he doesn't know how to break up a huddle, or Josh McCown absorbing preseason "wind knock outs" to only future channel the pain into regular season slicing and dicing of defenses. Hell, we even have our great defensive leader, David Harris, "acting" like he's a Patriot. Ever see Game of Thrones, Belicheck? Of course you haven't, you've been busy hoisting Lombardis, but all the while Todd Bowles has caught himself up with season 7 and he's pulling something straight out of Cersei's book.
Oh, chaos is a ladder, House Brady, and House Treadwell, with his army of Gang Green Walkers, are ready for the Iron Throne. Bend the knee, or perish. Winter is coming and we just ice flamed your wall down.
Well, the Chiefs did, but still.