Mid-Week Stand-Up: Brooks Wheelan "Furbies & Possum Death"
I can say in confidence that I've never owned a Furby. Giga Pets I absolutely had, but Furbies (plural?) always gave me the willies. Girls also apparently had the same effect on high school Dom because they equally had the same amount of presence in my room as Furbies (?) did.
I also never witnessed a possum being bludgeoned to death, but my dog did murder an injured butterfly in cold-blood once.