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Patrick Mahomes Makes All Of Us Left-Handers Proud

Patrick Mahomes Makes All Of Us Left-Handers Proud

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Finally. After all the pencil smudges on paper, the tenuous struggle of finding the right (whoops) pair of scissors, Patrick Mahomes, a non left-hander, vindicates us all. See? We too can play sports and aren’t just creative, artsy fartsy nerds that the media loves to pigeon hole us as. I can spend several weeks drawing a picture of Sly Stallone and maybe dribble a basketball once between my legs before I bounce it into my boys. And no, before you ask, we’re not children of the devil either. Nuns shall no longer crack our knuckles with a ruler thanks to that bright young fella from Texas Tech.

Thank you, Patrick. That play indeed was very creative on your part.

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'2018: A Misplaced Odyssey' Directed By Mike Tomlin

'2018: A Misplaced Odyssey' Directed By Mike Tomlin