Poacher Of Lions Gets Serendipitously Eaten By Lions
CBS Local —A suspected poacher was mauled to death and eaten by a pack of lions he was allegedly hunting in South Africa. According to local reports, only the man’s head was left next to a rifle and some ammunition in the bushes of a private game park.
“It seems the victim was poaching in the game park when he was attacked and killed by lions. They ate his body, nearly all of it, and just left his head and some remains,” Limpopo police spokesman Moatshe Ngoepe told AFP.
The alleged poacher was found near South Africa’s Kruger National Park and local officials originally believed the body belonged to 47-year-old tracker driver who had gone missing. “The person who was thought to be an employee who got stuck whilst driving a tractor is in fact alive,” Ngoepe said, via the Sowetan newspaper. Local workers said the driver was able to walk to safety and called the entire area “lion territory.” South African officials are still trying to identify the suspected poacher but said a match was possible since the man’s head was intact.
Coming into this week I would have never thought that the first two articles I posted would contain decapitation jokes, but this degenerate didn't keep his head on a swivel and the lions wanted nothing to do with it. They knew that getting near that dope's brain would have made them drop a couple of lion IQ points. Gotta maintain the king of the jungle rep and them playing badminton with this guy's noggin is one way to show how you still rule the roost.
Any poachers or big game hunters should get their just desserts by them being turned into one. Survival of the fittest and those people aren't it. Cecil gets his retribution, everybody.