Mid-Week Stand-Up: Nate Bargatze "Two Thumbs Bargatze"
My ancestors didn't have any significant defects, but this Starbucks situation happens a lot. I order something, and I take the gamble. Especially if a free drink rolls around I'm willing to throw the dice. I'd say 30% of the time I'm happy with what I get. I still call the sizes small, medium and large. I'm also not completely sure if a venti is still the biggest size.