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The Best Tweets About "The Shape Of Water"

The Best Tweets About "The Shape Of Water"

I haven't seen The Shape of Water, nor have I seen any of the Oscar-nominated flicks at all this year (I said I was going to see Black Panther six days ago, and lookie me, still haven't), but let me ask with completely ignorant eyes as to how in Sam Houston did a movie about fish sex win? Give it best make-up & best director then maybe call it a night. Hell, I even saw the one dude get nominated for supporting actor. There ya go, Guillermo. If we're being honest here, all he did was take the guy who plays Niles' character from Hellboy (a great movie) and give him a lady to love.

 "May be the Tecate talkin' but 10 years, you're getting an Oscar, man. I feel it."

"May be the Tecate talkin' but 10 years, you're getting an Oscar, man. I feel it."

Give it to Get Out or Lady Bird or Three Billboards (Sammy Rocks, baby). People were astounded by this movie's weirdness, and the fact that the Academy gave this Best Picture says something to both of our ignorances: The Academy, for not being in touch with their audience (or that they’re trying a little too hard to be edgey different), and people like me who hasn’t seen a film since The Last Jedi, but just label a Best Picture winner “just a movie about bumping uglies with a sea creature”.

Hollywood doesn't get anybody and neither do us groundlings. That being said, let's look at some hilarious tweets!

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Cody And Curtis: A Friendship Destined For The Hall Of Fame

Cody And Curtis: A Friendship Destined For The Hall Of Fame

Top 50 Wrestlers Of The 1990s: #33 - Chris Jericho

Top 50 Wrestlers Of The 1990s: #33 - Chris Jericho