Prepare For The Furries To Haunt You & Your Dreams, Pittsburgh
The Keystone Statement is a site that accepts everyone of all cultures, creeds and colors, but let me be the first to say that we are not accepting of the furries - their souless smiles, their dead doll-like eyes or the fact that they run in vibrant, mysterious packs.
I've lived in Philadelphia, walked through the drug capital neighborhood of the city (which had a lot of drugs), been randomly cornered on the subway and manically laughed at by a crazed man juiced to the gills on several narcotics; I've never been as terrified or disturbed as to when I saw a physical cartoon tiger across the street on Liberty strolling casually along with the people of Pittsburgh like he (or she) just got a Nature Valley bar at 7-Eleven.
Just them walking down the street is one thing, but think of what Teddy on Bob's Burgers went through walking in on his ex-wife:
Just be safe out there, people. That's all I ask. Antrocon 2017 is here and I'm steering clear.