The Dude Of The Week: 3/12/17
"The Dude Of The Week" first started on my Facebook page in March 2009, because I didn't know what to do with that dumb ass text box that they added underneath your profile picture. Finally, I thought the perfect way to utilize that useless addition would be to present the latest "man crush" that I've developed over the past seven days. I did it for six years straight, week after week without interruption - until I stopped. Now, with the success of The Keystone Statement, I bring DOTW back from it's Internet depths. So without any more verbal garbage, here it is.
3/12/17: John Goodman
This induction is a travesty among all men, women and CGI blue furry ass monsters. How on God's green earth did John Goodman not already have a star on the Hollywood Walk of Fame? You're telling DOTW that some coked-out hooker after her latest meth binge could throw up on Kenny G's star but John fucking Goodman doesn't get that courtesy up until now? Total and utter bullshit, Hollywood. Well rest assured, he gets the courtesy of being DOTW a second time in his illustrious and storied career. From being a blue collar dad to a one-eyed white supremacist, John Goodman has played a potpourri of acting roles, and he brings his stellar thespian chops to every single one, but one he is most noted for is for being the asshole friend of Jeff "The Dude" Lebowski (pretty much the reason as to why DOTW is named DOTW). A good day to you, sir (Mr. Goodman)!