Ian Cole "Down A Few Good Teeth" (Provides A Not So Kind Photo)
Yowzer. I'm struggling because of this way too friendly fever but I'd take a few days of high temperatures and a steady flow of echinacea tea coursing through my body over this Kenny Rogers "Jackass" stunt.
First there was Cesaro, now there's this. Honestly, I share no joy in sharing these loss of bicuspids. It also doesn't help that this fever makes me feel that my teeth are ready to start dancing out of my own piehole at any minute, but things happen to our hockey players and some obscure blogger living in Pittsburgh needs to commentate on such matters. Alright here's the gruesome photo of the results so be WARNED:
I hear he's going to be back for the Caps game on Wednesday.
Nah, I'm just kidding - he's out indefinitely, but I still won't be surprised if we do see him take to the ice with a UFC style mouth guard. That man's tougher than a two dollar steak.