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Appreciate The On-Ice Degeneracy Of Former Penguin, Jarkko Ruutu

Appreciate The On-Ice Degeneracy Of Former Penguin, Jarkko Ruutu

As my grandmother used to say when Ruutu donned a black and gold sweater "that Fin can go". His tenure in PIttsburgh never reflected any cup hoisting, but it sure did give us plenty of extracurricular entertainment. I'm not sure what I enjoyed better below, the withholding of Sean Avery's stick, his slight of hand tripping of Phaneuf, or his blatant disrespect for Pierre McGuire's broadcasting. Hell, do I have to choose?

Yeah guys, I miss him too, but fear not. Networking is still an option if you need instigation help.

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Columbus better be ready for a backlog of budding young enforcers from across the pond.

April The Giraffe May Be Preggo Again, Promiscuity Questions Arise

April The Giraffe May Be Preggo Again, Promiscuity Questions Arise

Five Must-See Wrestling Matches From October 2017

Five Must-See Wrestling Matches From October 2017