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Mid-Week Stand-Up: Joe DeRosa "KFC Biscuit Money"

Mid-Week Stand-Up: Joe DeRosa "KFC Biscuit Money"

KFC is such a fickle beast of potential upward delight or downward spiral. There's no in between with mutated poultry. To get any semblance of upward delight feeling with the Colonel (Reba, Norm or whoever it may be) I recommend being in your 20s, in college and eating it with a group of friends. Otherwise, it's a downward spiral of depression like Mr. DeRosa speaks of. And your Kentucky Fried attendant might not be so generous.

Also, this is totally off-topic but can we give Joey Roses some love for being the best black-market veterinarian in Albuquerque?

 KFC ain't no Los Pollos Hermanos.

KFC ain't no Los Pollos Hermanos.

Live Game Notes: Penguins vs. Flyers "I Don't Like You Very Much Either"

Live Game Notes: Penguins vs. Flyers "I Don't Like You Very Much Either"

Top 50 Wrestlers Of The 1990s: #32 - Goldust

Top 50 Wrestlers Of The 1990s: #32 - Goldust