The Raiders Are In My Top Three After This Marshawn Lynch Trade

The Raiders Are In My Top Three After This Marshawn Lynch Trade

Yup, "Beast Mode" is officially an Oakland Raider after much red tape and cryptic tweets, and I have to say, as a Jets fan (Heidi Game be damned), the Raiders are looking kind of fine right now. I'm talking seductive.  Like Cruel Intentions kind of stuff. I honestly couldn't have given several damns about Marshawn Lynch until he retired, but then you get that mojo vibe from him - like he's actually a cool, nonconformist type dude - the Skittles thing was endearing/annoying depending on the person you talk to, but once you realize that he's the kind of guy who camps with Bear Grylls and tosses the cleats aside Barry Sanders style, he's got that sports sex appeal to him.

And this whole thing with Conan before Super Bowl XLIX certainly helped:

And this:

Smarminess to Goodell? Button mashing during Mortal Kombat X? Derek Carr? Khalil Mack? Whole franchise being a lame duck that plays on a baseball field for the first two months of the season? I'm absolutely feeling the Autumn Wind:

Ten Second McGurt: The Sun

Ten Second McGurt: The Sun

Cuppa Coffee: Goodfellas "One Shot"

Cuppa Coffee: Goodfellas "One Shot"

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