Yahoo Sports Kind Of Trolls Me Into Thinking That Sammy Sosa Is Returning To Baseball
I couldn't have been the only one to think that this headline totally meant something else right?
Sooo....he's coming back, right? Who knows what pigment he'll be but rest assured the dude's gonna be all ready to deliver that patented Sammy hop after he shoots a dinger over them Wrigley vines. Maybe he'll take a page out of his ol' buddy Moises Alou's repertoire and start peeing on his hands. It's been over a decade and the guy's 48, but is it really that far-fetched? Julio Franco was pushing 60 and was still playing ball, I don't think it's too hard to assume that Sammy's been feasting on souls of the elderly to harness one more glorious go around the diamond.
Ohhhh but no, it has to be him just being "welcomed back" into the organization.
Screw off Yahoo with your glorified click bait. Sammy's the perfect culprit for this kind of bullshit.