One Thing I HATE About The New Star Wars Trailer

One Thing I HATE About The New Star Wars Trailer

I'm behind a lot on this trailer. Bearded Luke being skeptical, Kylo Ren getting a little more badass under his belt rather than being a bratty bitch, Brienne of Tarth in actual combat, and a lot of the unpredictability of what the hell is happening are all great things, but this thing right here...

What in the blue fuck is THAT? A seal hamster?

We already can't understand Chewie, now we have to be subjected to this thing squawking all the time? The adult mouth breathers and kids are going to eat this thing up, by "awwwing" and laughing at it nestling itself up into unwashed wookie fur, but I tell you, this little bastard has Jar Jar Binks written all over it's beady little eyes.  

Listen, BB-8 fills all the marketability of cute yet cool things this franchise needs, the last thing we should be getting is a shitty little seal hamster taking up valuable screen time just so Disney has more ammo to line their promotional pockets. This character, rodent or whatever the piss you want to call it, has potential to really shitty up this franchise. This trailer is wonderful, but let me not mince any words when I say this thing SUCKS. 

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