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My Man Vinny Looking Good This Weekend - Could Still Thread The Football Needle

My Man Vinny Looking Good This Weekend - Could Still Thread The Football Needle

It's been quite the raucous weekend for the bloggers here at The Keystone Statement. Had to go home on business, reunite with the local Elk County folk, eat a way too much amount of Sheetz, you get the drill.  

The New York Jets had "Jets House" this weekend on their home turf. It's your usual pow-wow of fans getting the opportunity to meet up with current players, coaches and team legends. The Green Giant of produce fame was in attendance too, trying to steal the spotlight.

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I'd be lying if I said I didn't keep tabs on the event cause I was woke on the notion that one Vincent Frank Testaverde was going to be in attendance. I followed the Jets' Instagram to keep aware of the on-goings (Vinny's too classy to have Instagram) 

I know, it may behoove the blog to avoid posting such updates considering I just had Testaverde Week and there's almost nothing newsworthy about it except he's my favorite athlete of all time ("selfish news" one may call it).

But dammit, doesn't the man look like he could still play professional football.

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Wayne Chrebet knows it. It's just a matter of time until Ryan Tannehill goes down again, Vinny's chilling in Tampa grilling some sort of healthy turkey dog listening to Phil Collins' "In The Air Tonight" - bam. Phone call from "younger than Vinny" Adam Gase to suit up within a week to get a win in a pinch. Not a whole season thing. Just a game or two. That's it. Then he rides off into the sunset for another ten years or so.

There's always the XFL too, but let's not kid ourselves. It's Vinny Testaverde - 21-year NFL veteran. He's not going to some dog & pony show that "lets the fans decide".

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